Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Dear Brooke Hogan,

For the love of all that is holy, please don't speak any more. Ever. Like not even to yourself quietly in an empty room. I don't know why you have your own show, but you do. I mean, it's VH1 and we all know while their countdowns rock, they'll pretty much give a show to anyone. Also, I don't know whose bright idea it was to sit you down and let you talk about politics. But they should not only be fired, they should be taken out back and beaten about the head and neck.

Seriously, the idea of someone saying that a woman shouldn't be president because she might get all hormonal once a month and make poor decisions is absurd. The fact that you're a woman yourself, well that's just un-freaking-believable.

Besides, let's be honest here. If a woman in is the position to be even thinking of running for president, she's probably at the age that PMS isn't going to be a big issue for her. Menopause, maybe.

So, if you could just sit down and shut up for a while, that'd be super.
amanda